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What's the deal with Twilight? There are far too many things wrong with the franchise for it to be so popular.
1) Vampires are supposed to kill people and drink their blood, turning those they have bitten into vampires and so on and so forth.
2) Vampires are not supposed to have teenage angst. They are supposed to be remorseless killing machines (unless they have a conscience like Blade, who just kills evil vampires and other creatures of the night).
3) When vampires are exposed to sunlight, they are supposed to die/disintegrate, not sparkle.
4) Robert Pattinson is a fairly average looking guy, so I don't see how he all of a sudden became a teenage heart throb.
5) In any movie or photo I've ever seen Kristen Stewart in, she always has this look on her face that says 'I don't want to be here.' She always looks depressed and the one or two times I've seen her actually smile it looks kind of creepy.
1) Vampires are supposed to kill people and drink their blood, turning those they have bitten into vampires and so on and so forth.
2) Vampires are not supposed to have teenage angst. They are supposed to be remorseless killing machines (unless they have a conscience like Blade, who just kills evil vampires and other creatures of the night).
3) When vampires are exposed to sunlight, they are supposed to die/disintegrate, not sparkle.
4) Robert Pattinson is a fairly average looking guy, so I don't see how he all of a sudden became a teenage heart throb.
5) In any movie or photo I've ever seen Kristen Stewart in, she always has this look on her face that says 'I don't want to be here.' She always looks depressed and the one or two times I've seen her actually smile it looks kind of creepy.
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